By Jarret Liotta

WESTPORT — You’d think with all the money we have in our community we could simply hire the best elected officials to serve us — perhaps out of a catalogue — but unfortunately it’s not the case.

Instead, many of us will go to the polls Tuesday to make a decision as to who we think is the best choice. We’ll never agree and whoever gets chosen is going to start disappointing many of us simply by accepting the position.

At the very least, however, we’ll hopefully all get “I Voted!” stickers before they run out this time.

Unfortunately again, it’s a shame there aren’t a greater number of competitive races going on in Westport to at least offer choices, motivate candidates to differentiate themselves, and of course make Election Night more fun to follow.

Instead, please note both the stark commentary on people’s reticence to step out of the shadows (so to speak) to get actively involved, and a worthy tangible commendation for those who quite kindly and enthusiastically give their time, sweat, and in some cases even hair to elected office.

Harrington, That’s He

There’s been no shortage of Republicans lambasting Robert Harrington this weekend following his eleventh-hour lambasting of the GOP.

I won’t speculate on motives, personalities, relationships, nor even the content of Harrington’s claims.

I do, however, celebrate someone speaking up, out and over the usual line of party conformity.

In this age of ridiculously close-mouthed representation — and perpetually paranoid people in all walks of life too scared to say anything beyond the most synthetically staged kaka — (Wait! Can I say “kaka?”) — it’s refreshing to get a whiff of unfiltered smoke, wherever it ends up blowing.

My hope is Harrington will be as outspoken about the school administration and their practices when he takes his seat on the Board of Ed.

Choice Endorsements

While it’s traditional for news outlets to endorse at least a top-office candidate, this year I’m choosing not to run my mouth. I sincerely feel that with this first selectperson race, Westport has a wealth of riches between the two major party candidates; whoever gets in is going to bring significant experience and intelligence, and I’ll cross my fingers that they lead the electorate with care, compassion and forthright integrity.

I will share, however, a few things I’d like to see the new first person do after taking office. I won’t expect them to get to everything in their first 100 days, but there’s no reason these items can’t be considered, investigated or completed in the first season of their benign tyranny.

Open Town Hall!

For starters, open Town Hall already. Stop stopping visitors at the front desk with a security guard. Unlock the back door and let in some light!

There is no good, honest reason that I’ve been told why this was ever implemented and it’s very distasteful. That used to be a public building and now it’s not.

If the occupants are facing some sort of weird jeopardy by working there — risking their lives or something — please, let’s get to the bottom of it. Otherwise, enough fear mongering already!

It’s all too bizarre and some would even speculate stinks of outright Marxism! (Wait! Can I say “Marxism?”)

Where The Sidewalks End

Next, I really don’t know why it’s so hard to put in sidewalks — even the crappy kind, which are better than nothing.

Rather than a beautification day or another ceremony, we should all get rakes and shovels and spend a Saturday making some sidewalks, especially along some of the ridiculous high-speed thoroughfares — Compo Road North, Roseville Road, Bayberry Lane, Greens Farms Road, Wilton Road, Coleytown Road, etc. — none of which, bizarrely, even after so many decades, have any …

I mean, WTF?!

I don’t care if some are state roads. The DOT won’t even notice anyway, as its attention remains focused on union concerns relating to doughnut consumption.

Let’s just put the damn things in. Who’s gonna stop us?!

Communication Breakdown

Next, several departments under the auspices of the first selectperson’s office should be given clear, step-by-step instruction on communication — the importance and necessary value of returning phone calls, responding to emails and providing public info (and not just for the honest hard-working reporters doing their best to serve the town).

Perhaps it’s something they just don’t understand or know about, so let’s devote some quality training time to enlightening them as to its importance, and as to the fact that it is part of their job …

Uh, Can We Get An Answer, Please? …

Speaking of departments, some serious accusations have been made against one department, per the third-party candidate, but the public is yet to hear any explanation or answers about it …

Is it true? Has it been investigated? Is the new first selectperson going to give us an answer? A verdict?

“No comment” and “No comment” and “I have nothing to say” thus far have added up to nothing in relation to some serious accusations …

I, for one, would just like to know a simple answer … How about it, new First Person?

Things’ll Be Great When You’re Downtown

I’ve long wondered why we don’t ban cars from downtown, at least throughout Parker-Harding Plaza and around Jesup Green.

I suspect that if cars are banned, they’ll park somewhere else — the Imperial Lot, for instance — and everyone will survive.

Perhaps if we can make it just a little less convenient, maybe they’ll start walking to town instead of driving (using those great new sidewalks we built on Saturday!) … or maybe they’ll just stay home and give more focused attention to their gardens, their families, and those great little puzzles where you have to roll the tiny metal balls into the holes. (Wait! Can I say … Oh, never mind!).

Either way, it wouldn’t be a great loss for anyone. And with the additional space in Parker-Harding, we could put in more of those super-size trash compactors, which I know are a draw for many people.

All Hallow’s Eve

And finally, here’s hoping you had a safe and fruitful Halloween … We’ll hope the days ahead are nowhere near as scary!

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